📖 The Story So Far...

Scientists confirmed it. A MASSIVE ASTEROID is hurtling toward Earth.

Governments are in chaos. Markets are crashing. People are running.

And then... there's TEASTEROID.

Sitting in his favourite armchair, hat perfectly tilted, a steaming cup of tea in hand — completely unbothered.

"Should I panic?" he asked himself, sipping slowly.
"...Nah. Let me check my TEASTEROID bags first."

This is his coin. This is his moment. This is his tea.